(Source: FANTASIA, via sludgewaveofficial)

freshprinceofeternia:

meancloudman:

mew420:

hell yeah open that fuckin door and get me a giant grasshopper to play tonsil hockey with on the double

“GAY”

if this finally means freedom for duckfucking horses, then blast that fucker open

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judgemyname:

According to early 90s gangsta rap, wet is (or was) slang for like murdering someone with a gun. I like to think Ralph is using that particular definition when talking about his pants.

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(Source: this-episode, via finkleandeinhorn)

moltres:

i feel like these are definitely the 4 stages of masturbation

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figmentdotcom:

sketchmedesire:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

…

Damn, kid. You speak truth.

Everything I don’t like is lame.

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tyleroakley:

So close.

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